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Attack of the Chinese Porno Zombies! (Flashfic)
Take some paranormal creature and combine it with some Toronto neighbourhood: That was the writing exercise we had to do for the T-Dot Writers group. And what did I pick? Zombies, which hadn’t yet...
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Fox Hunting (As In Babes, Not Critters Or Right-Wingers!)
Whither comes the word ‘foxes’ – which I mostly associate with the glitzy disco era – connoting attractive women (although in the late ’70s it was most assuredly applied to hot men too)? A friend and I...
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Better Living Through High Tech Toiletry!
The Darth Vader Laser Toilet. Pray your butt isn't Alderaan. Isn’t it about time we had an adult conversation about, you know, high-tech toilet technology? Not just the flushy things, but all things...
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Crikey! It’s The Giant Spider Invasion!
Good gods. A town in Australia called Wagga Wagga (and that’s pronounced WOGGA WOGGA, not WAGGA WAGGA, as my Ozzie friend Libby archly informed me, despite the fact that it’s spelled WAGGA WAGGA and...
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4/20 Day: A Brief History Of Weed, Maaaan…
It’s 4/20 Day! Stop whatever you’re doing on April 20th, at 4:20pm, and light up a joint just to mellow out, show the world that reefer smokers are way nicer people than drunks, and really, really piss...
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Longer, Thicker, Harder, Massive!
I have a dirty little secret. I miss penis enlargement ads. Between the successful takedown of several large spammers and my own efforts, I get almost no spam any more. Believe me, I don’t miss...
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Top 10 Things A Man Should Never Do On A First Date
10. A man should not show up drunk and an hour and a half late. You’d think after 32 years of MADD threats and all those scary gross movies they made us watch in Driver’s Ed that no one needed to be...
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Do You Believe In Jews? I Do!
Do Jews actually exist? Have you ever seen one? Or are they some elaborate conspiracy theory, like the Moon landing? I myself am quite convinced Jews exist because I’ve seen many, not just one. I’ve...
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You Can’t Say V****a in Michigan
PARENTAL ADVISORY ALERT: There are no dirty, filthy, embarrassingly medical terms for human genitalia in this post. There are, however, dangerous opinions rendered by a v****a-packin’ uppity beeyotch...
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Tongue of Dog’s Breakfast has moved!
If you’re looking for all manner of weirdness and snark, Tongue of Dog’s Breakfast has moved to its new location at www.nicolechardenet.com. Well, more specifically at www.nicolechardenet.com/blog....
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